pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

msfili:

Steve Rogers taking off his helmet is a sexual experience. His helmet hair is enough of a turn on, but my sexual orientation is Steve speaking French.

If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already won that.

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like
“oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did 



I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

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I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

loveyou-onthemoon:

crystallized-teardrops:

 ”i hate cheese”

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gET OUT RIGHT NOW

The cheesecake one makes me laugh. Like wow, do you even fork? Pick that shit up.

"Dude, you just ran like 13 miles in 30 minutes."

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

winchesters-in-impala:

how i feel everyday

doctorpotterlock:


ladyhistory:


BEST ASSASSINATION PLOT.


I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIF

doctorpotterlock:

ladyhistory:

BEST ASSASSINATION PLOT.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIF

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